Lord Fear with a beard

[goodknight]

*Goodknight peeks from round a door, and whispers*

Majida's ugly.

*Runs quite fast away*

[snowwiewolf]

*Turns MPK in [glow=red,2,300]Majida[/glow]

[MPK]

*The person who Snowwie caught and turned in then rips off his mask, for he is but a paid Lackey of MPK!*

Try again, next time.........whoa aha ha agh ahaha ha ah

[Drassil]

This seems the right place to remind people of the parody of Christina Aguilera's 'Genie In A Bottle' I wrote a while ago:

Treguard has just unleashed Majida from her bottle. He looks patently unimpressed; and he is in good company in doing so. His eyes widen in shock as Majida begins to gyrate, to groan, to sing:

'I feel like I've been on the dole
For a century of tasteless dress
Waiting for someone
To employ me
You're pursing your lips
And throwing hisses my way
But that don't mean
I'm gonna hotfoot away
Tregy Tregy Tregy'
[Treguard upturns the Helm Of Justice in case of need]

'Oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh
The Dungeoneer's here let's go
Oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh
But your face is saying no

If you wanna watch TV
Baby there's a price to pay
I'm a genie from a bottle
Gonna rub you up the wrong way
If you wanna work with me
I can make Knightmares come true
Gonna make a bad impression
Gonna criticise you

I'm a genie from a bottle baby
Gonna rub you up the wrong way honey
I'm a genie from a bottle baby'
[TREGUARD:]
'Um, um, someone please get her out'

[MAJIDA:]
'Having adventures with the lights down low
Knapsack, Shield, Helm and away you go
Waiting for someone
To heed me
Goblins racing at the speed of light'
[TREGUARD:]
'Tim, please, I want her out before tonight'
[MAJIDA:]
'Tregy, Tregy Tregy

Oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh
There's no more Pickle let's go
Oh-ooh-oh-oooh-oh
But your face is saying no (no)

If you wanna watch TV
Baby there's a price to pay
I'm a genie from a bottle
Gonna rub you up the wrong way
If you wanna work with me
I can make Knightmares come true
[Sound of paper rustling as Treguard feverishly checks his contract scroll]
Gonna make a bad impression
Gonna criticise you'

[snowwiewolf]

*Turns MPK in to Hugo the troll*

[Fidjit]

Good grief! ;D

I'm still bacon though... I'm a fox I am meant to eat it not be it... ;D *snerk*

[snowwiewolf]

Hugo by the way is short, cute and married to Hugoliina *turns Motley in to Hugoliina*

[Fidjit]

Auuughhh! Good grief where's my cute Tails look gone... Can't you resist a cute cuddly furry Tails like me rather than this... Snif...

[snowwiewolf]

Hey! Hugolina was my second childhood idol after Skylla (a witch who kidnapped Hugoliina and Hugos kids)

[Fidjit]

Apologies... I still say I am a cute furry cuddly Tails...

[snowwiewolf]

You're always cute and kudlly tails on the sinside.....no wait that souded weird

[Fidjit]

I am on the inside... I am a nice cute cuddly furry Tails who is good at mechanical things, and likes Mint Candy

[snowwiewolf]

did I just write sinside? Oh dear... I've playing too much games
I wonder whats it like insede that mind of yours

[Fidjit]

Not very much, I'm noted to be the biggest maniac of all...

[snowwiewolf]

if you were a maniac you would have answered: Like and endless karneval, only with more cheese
(I watched a TV show called Geeker this morning and some nut said that and it stuck to my mind