Chinese meal for all

[HStorm]

Thanks, sweetheart, cookin' 'em up now.

Moana, I know this won ton looks a little green, but I PROMISE it's just the extra veg I've put in it, and nothing to do with the fact I have a cold.

Roast duck and veg, no sauce... served! Enjoy it, Skarks, you deserve it after a long day's maiming and manacling... luvly!

Won ton soup... served!

[MPK]

How are you cooking all this?

Aaah, wok! <Ayethanyou>

[Romana]

Because he's a very talented chef, is HStorm! ;D So, would you like to order anything?

[HStorm]

MPK said:

How are you cooking all this?

I'm using a very special and ancient cooking technique that has been passed down to me by earlier generations. I'll reveal it to you now on the strict condition that you tell NO ONE. Do we agree? Good.

1. Gather two saucepans, a frying pan, and a wok. Place them on the hobs of a cooker.

2. Leave the kitchen surreptitiously.

3. Find a phone and call up Szechuan Palace and order takeaway.

4. Dish up the takeaway and pass it off as your own work.

Now, do you want to hear more tedious culinary lectures or are you going to give my delectable waitress your order?

[Romana]

;D *Gives MPK a menu* Here, have a look at this and have a think. It might take a while to decide though, there are so many delicious things on order!

;D

[Doodles :)]

HStorm said:

1. Gather two saucepans, a frying pan, and a wok. Place them on the hobs of a cooker.

I take it you don't turn the hob on though then!

Just a latent thought though;

A Wok - Strange Images come to mind !

Place them on the hobs of a cooker - What do you mean sit him on top of the stove? ;D

[HStorm]

*Basil Brush voice* HA-HA-HA HAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA... BOOM-BOOOOOOM!!

*Basil Fawlty voice* I may ban you from the restaurant if you resort to puns like that in future.

Anyone else wanna order some food?

[MPK]

<Looks around in disgust>

Didn't anyone get that!!! Somebody could have at least acknowledged the joke!!!

Aaah, wok! AAAH, WOK! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WOK!!!! GET IT!!!!!!!!!

[Miranda]

I would love one duck in plum sauce, egg fried rice and some lovely prawn crackers. With a glass of water please.

[HStorm]

I think a glass of fire retardent foam may be more appropriate with the amount of ginger I put in these meals, but still...

Duck in plum sauce... served!

Egg fried rice... served!

Prawn crackers.... served!

Glass of water... here you go. It's actually a glass full of spit 'cos the taps aren't working, but I'm sure you won't mind. Oh yes and here's a free indigestion tablet to go with it.

Yes, MPK, everyone got the joke. That's why we DIDN'T laugh. ;D

[MPK]

I didnt necessarily want a laugh, a groan of discontent would have suffieced!

[HStorm]

Sorry to disappoint you, MPK, but there'd be no point in that; the sound of the groans of discontent would be drowned out by the sound of the groans of the upset stomachs people are getting from all this rancid food I'm dishi-... oops! ;D